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I Can Only Cultivate In A Game
by TimVic
In a world transformed by the arrival of mana, Earth is no longer the domain of humanity alone. Magical beasts and three powerful humanoid species have claimed vast territories, forcing humanity into fortified cities protected by mana-infused barriers. The hope for survival lies with the awakened: those blessed with magical classes and the ability to wield mana. Victor Revenant, a hilarious and self-deprecating 16-year-old, has spent his life dreaming of joining their ranks. But on the day of h…
I Can Copy And Evolve Talents
by RighteousFilth
Across the vast convolution of worlds, divine beings rule as absolute sovereigns—each god assigned dominion over a singular realm. Skirmishes are inevitable, whether for power, amusement, or sheer pettiness. One such battle, between Nexus, the God of Trickery, and an aging, senile deity, resulted in an anomaly…A soul misplaced.Elliot, an ordinary man, was never meant for Ul’Tra-el. But fate, or perhaps a cosmic prank, had other plans.Unlike other worlds, Ul’Tra-el is an aberration—one that devel…
I Can Assimilate Everything
by Adui
"If all the Ancient Ones rise against us, I'll burn them all. If the entire world turns against us, I will set it ablaze. Nothing will stand in our way. Nothing!" - Achilles Adrastia Maxwell ---Death followed Achilles like a plague.Finding himself at his lowest point, he comes to realize how little value human life held as terrifying Advanced Humans and Evolutius Beasts waded across the Colonies of this World.About to lose the only remaining person close to him by falling into the jaws of an Evo…
I can upgrade the shelter
by Seventeen Kites
The dust thrown into the atmosphere by the impact obscured the sky and plunged the world into an Ice Age that would last for hundreds of years without sunlight.Because of the lack of sunlight, Earth's surface had fallen to extreme cold temperatures down to tens of degrees below zero. Facing impending doom, Chen Xin was left with a shelter that he built underground and an upgrade system he found. How would he survive the crisis?Could human civilization prevail? Would the embers of hope be enough …
I Can Program My Body?
by Lord_GrimR
Transmigrated into the future, Nash, once the father of the first true Artificial Intelligence and the richest man on Earth, found himself reduced to a nameless vagrant, the lowest of the low.Stripped of power and identity, he faced a world that had evolved beyond his imagination. Fortunately, in this bleak new reality, Nash uncovered a hidden gift: the ability to program his body.Once a linguistic genius, a pioneer who gave commands to artificial intelligence with precision and brilliance. What…
How can I have a heart of a demonic god in my body?!
by Fast Food Restaurant
Merged into the body of External Disciple Chen Yu was the heart of a demonic god.The heart is the core of life, the most fragile vital organ. To Chen Yu, however, the heart was his greatest strength, granting him power and potential beyond demonic and divine beasts. Here on out, we follow him as he embarks on a mysterious and wonderful journey.
How can I justify myself as a Magnate if I don't indulge myself?
by Lazy Sheep Ocean's Sheep
People are inevitably troubled all their life by the things they couldn't have when they were young, but if you were driving a Bentley in your youth, life would be like playing a game...... ...In this era of information explosion, the struggles of ordinary people are like being placed under the spotlight, turning into monkey shows for entertainment displayed before everyone...However, while some people are watching for fun, even more are looking in a mirror...Gu Heng, who was pulled out of the m…
Wizard: I Can Synthesis Everything
by Mr. Bull Loves Eating Sunrise
In the wizard world, the mysterious magic cube gave Lin Suo the ability to fuse all things.However, sometimes the recipe was a bit strange. The Evil God would shake his head when he looked at it.Horse corpse x 2 + stone + wood + clay + tent cloth = Double Horse Chariot.Octopus corpse + flower of enlightenment + black goat corpse = octopus flower with black hair?Skeleton + Bloodthirsty Vine + Vampire Eyeball = Thorny Creature Eyeball???Lin Suo: As long as there are corpses in the recipe, it will …
What If I Can't Die?
by Infinite Sand
Song Shi came to an immortal world where demons and monsters were rampant. He thought he was going to take a trepidatious road to immortality, but ended up awakening to a death-defying system, gaining strength from death and getting stronger every time he died.The whole style took a sudden change. Other people cultivated to seek immortality, but he was already immortal, and could only seek immortality by having himself killed in various ways, either by killing himself or by letting people kill h…
I Can Track Everything
by Sanmao Wu
Traveling through the Xianxia world, Chen Chen obtained the strongest tracking system and was able to track everything ever since. Chen Chen says, "System, I am short of money." "Two meters away, your father has hidden some money under the bed. Five meters away, there is a rusty copper coin buried half a meter underground." "There is a nugget of silver in the grass ahead." Chen Chen says, "System, I need some luck." "The feces in front of the pigsty is not ordinary." "Go to the Black Peak cliff …
How I Accidentally Married a Billionaire
by Mr. Yan
Keira Olsen got married, she herself didn't know that her husband, who came out of nowhere, was actually the richest man!She was just an illegitimate daughter who couldn't see the light of day, struggling to survive since childhood.While he was the darling of the heavens, high above all.Their statuses were worlds apart; everyone was waiting for Keira Olsen to be kicked out, but as they waited, all they got was the richest man's post on Moments:“Wife, is it possible not to divorce?”Everyone: ???[…
I Can Enter The Game
by Ask The Heart Forever
Qin Lin was playing a nostalgic game called “Ranches Story” when he was electrocuted. He suddenly discovered that he had the ability to enter into the game. He could even bring a watermelon he had planted in the game back to reality.At first, his plan was to sell watermelon for 2 yuan a catty. In that case, he could earn 20,000 yuan by planting 10,000 catties worth of watermelon in the game every day and selling them in reality.Later on, he discovered that by leveling up his ranch, he could obta…
I Can Copy Curses
by ShinGotLost
WPC APRIL WINNER 2024Orion had worked hard his whole life, but success always eluded him.He couldn’t cross the threshold that required him to and got plunged into the abyss of despair because of it. However, life gave everyone a second chance. Orion also got one, and he put his soul and sweat on it, but he still failed to grasp that chance.As a result, he died.But when he thought it was all over for him, he found himself reincarnated in the world of fantasy, where every individual boasted super …
I Can Cultivate With One Click
by Financial Overlord
Lin Qi transmigrates to a world of immortals. In this world, there are sword immortals who can behead a person from a thousand miles away, peerless great demons who burn mountains and boil the seas, and ancient gods and devils who can divine the heavenly secrets.As a disciple in charge of miscellaneous chores in the Skysword Sect, Lin Qi doesn't have any cultivation talent. A hundred years had passed in a flash, and seeing that he has nothing to do with such a great world, Lin Qi is incomparably…
How Am I Still Alive?
by Persimmon Whale
Spiritual Qi Resurgence, Gods descending?Continuous disasters, all living beings suffering?What does it have to do with me? I'm just a patient with an incurable disease, who's been given up on treatment and has a countdown to death.Embarking on the path of exorcising demons and annihilating immortals with my crippled body is not for the sake of protecting my family and country, but because the hazardous duty pay is too tempting, especially the compensation..."This Evil Gods profession system is …
Apocalypse I can Synthesis Anything
by Chaos_Gray
Destruction and chaos spread on the once-vibrant Green Star, its surroundings plagued by the incessant noise of impending doom. An ominous darkness, akin to locusts, relentlessly devoured the land."Why is this happening? Why?" A few melting figures glared at the impending doom of darkness above.A colossal shadow cast its veil over the Green Star, declaring an impending cataclysm.Above, a green pillar of light flickered intermittently, each appearance marking the vanishing of another source of li…
I Can Extract Everything
by Mysterious_Pen
[Alternative tittle: I Can Duplicate Everything]One day, a friend asked him, "Brother Qin, why aren't you cultivating?"Qin Yi smiled gently and said nothing.Cultivating?Why should I cultivate when I can extract Cultivation Points from you?With Cultivation Points, I can upgrade my cultivation base at any time.Not only Cultivating Points, but I can also extract your Spiritual Mind, Body Essence, Artifacts, Pills, Bloodline, Special Physique, and others.So, tell me, why should I cultivate?…
I Can Contract Beauties
by Neil_Ads
Miguel transmigrated into the Wild Beast World in the body of a useless teen with the same name as himself after he was betrayed by his disciple, the Harem Emperor, for a knowledge and universal secret that he recently uncovered.In the Wild Beast World, humans could contract Wild Beasts through their Summoning Grimoire, a mysterious book that fated individuals can awaken at the age of 18.In this world of summons and beasts, Miguel awakened with the Beauty Sign-In System, which allowed him to con…
I Can Exchange For Comprehension
by Master of Yuelu Mountain
"Congratulations, host, you have eliminated evil and upheld justice, gaining a million Good Deeds. Good Deeds can be exchanged for Enlightenment Time.""To observe and understand is to achieve clear enlightenment.""To preach and propagate all doctrines is to attain further enlightenment."In a world of gods and Daoist laws, Shen Zhui discovers that with every sinful person he kills, he will gain Good Deeds and can even exchange them for moments of Enlightenment Time.
I Can Summon All the Gods
by Xuanting_Official
Locke, an ordinary middle school student from Philadelphia, traveled to a world of sword and magic and became a small lord.However, his territory was barren and narrow, and the leading people were poor and weak. Around him, there were ferocious brigands, terrifying dragons, and powerful enemies.At this critical moment, Locke had awakened the ability to summon the gods!At his summon, the powerful and mysterious strength came to this world one after another!Athena, the beautiful and intelligent wa…